Mass Transit Incident

Okay, so I know that the Mass Transit Incident (MTI) has absolutely nothing to do with anything, but how can I resist talking about one of the best stories in wrestling history? The MTI has it all: underage wrestlers, Paul Heyman, New Jack and D-Von Dudley, blading gone wrong, and fifty stitches. I'll shut up and link you to the explanation and more importantly, the video. Enjoy!